Our Approach
Can you guarantee a specific conversion lift?
No, and anyone who does is lying to you. We guarantee diagnosis quality and intervention logic. We can't guarantee your team executes the recommendations, your market doesn't shift, or your product doesn't change underneath us. What we can guarantee is that the cost of not knowing where the leaks are compounds every week you delay.
We already have a growth person. Why would we hire you?
Because they have founder's curse on their own funnel. Anyone who built the product can't see it like a first-time user can. Our job is to give your team the diagnosis they can't get from inside the building, then hand them the implementation spec. Different value, complementary roles. Most of our best engagements are with teams that already have growth talent.
We can't afford your services right now.
Fair, but here's the thing: at your ARR, your CAC is probably costing you more than 5.000 € every 2 weeks in unconverted trials. The Diagnosis isn't a cost, it's the line item that pays for itself the first leak you close. If the budget genuinely isn't there for the next 90 days, reconnect when it is.
We already tried CRO and A/B testing. It didn't work.
That's because A/B testing needs 50,000+ monthly users to produce statistically meaningful results. Your activation number isn't moving because your funnel is leaking for behavioral reasons (wrong motivation, too much friction, weak prompt), not because the button color is wrong. Diagnosis tells you which. Most of our engagements start with "we tried testing, nothing worked."
What happens after the Diagnosis?
You get a behavioral leak map, a ranked list of interventions with estimated revenue impact, and a 90-minute walkthrough with your team. From there, you have three options: implement it yourself, hire us for the Rebuild, or sit on it for a quarter. No pressure, no retainer lock-in.
